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Issue #: 19
Title: bottles and telephones
Date: 2003-01-27
Hi Everybody(Hey Dee, do ya got the Life?)
Do ya think it's bad to have two people staring at you at once and flip both of them off as the pull out their .40 pistols? Cuz I say do it if you've got a laser targeted on em and the bomb's on the way. :D
What about cheese and crackers? Is it illegal to eat them in a bar? In a car? On a train? In a drain? With a cat? On a mat?
"Right now I got something to say
To all the people that think I'm strange
That I should be outta here locked up in a cage
You don't know what the hell is up now anyway " - Name the song and band. If ya get it right I'll let everyone know ya did.
So Umm...I like hot dogs. But some of the things I like...don't seem to be working well for me. Ashley said the same thing. I don't know if Ashley likes hot dogs. Josh might. He's a guy so he probably does. Ryan might. Then again he's from Johnson County...
Josh and I wrote a story. We were bored because no one was talkin to us and Dana was gone so we wrote a story. If you would like to read it I can send you the link.
I have a dog. Two dogs. Dan has a fish. I think I just woke it up. I walked over and it was like hovering in place and so I tapped the glass and then tapped it again and then it turned and floated over by the glass.
Okay well I also had this thought that if I jump up and down for a long time my head might pop off but then someone told me it wouldn't work.
Take care have fun and God Bless,
The duct taped infrerno from the furnaces on the Broadway Boiler,
Disgruntle Dave
May your mind be filled with knowledge, your heart filled with love, your life filled with joy and may the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ be with you always.