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Issue #: 131
Title: Cheesecake in Japanese clocks
Date: 2004-01-30

Hey everybody!(Put down the chocolate cake and step away from the cherry
cobbler)

So then I'm like "hey hey hey I got a bad feeling about this car!" and then it
drove into a lake and I was glad I wasn't the one driving. Also glad it was
just a platypus inside cuz they're used to the water. Anyways....

Then of course I can't find my way back home so I called DJ Diggity Dana to ask
her what she knew about the California traffic around 2AM but she was sleping
so I just started walking. All the way from Hawaii to Kansas. Yep. I walked it
all.

Not really...

So it's January 30th, 2004 and you know what that means...we've only got one
more day before it's February 1st. Yep. So anyways....that's really all I have
to say about that. For now.

Oh guess what? we get an extra day in February! Yay! Isn't that soo cool?
It's like getting free money or time or something.

"I still have hills to climb
Before I hit that wall
No matter how much time I buy
I can never spend it all"

Identify those lyrics for say 11.1 points. Because what else do you have to
do? Ohh....well....you don't have to reply. But Josh and Aimee replied to the
last issue and both answered correctly although at first I didn't recognize
Aimee's answer cuz I'm not good with names of lead singers of bands but I
appreciated the insight and I now feel more enlightened into the music industry.

But hey guess what? I got a dollar. No wait... 50 cents. Oh well.

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hay. Ha ha! I switched it on ya there.
muhahahahahaha I'm so sneaky. Te hehe hehe

*claps enthusiastically*

We can't see past what we can see.

Ha ha! Weren't expecting that statement were ya? Yeah see. I can be random.
But it takes a lot out of me. Hey it's 10:21 and I have class at 11:00 so I
think I better go put the finishing touches on my homework. You all have a good
day now and don't be hatin! It's that time again to head out the door and take a
walk in the cold weather. So stay warm and drink lots of hot chocolate.

Take care have fun and God Bless,
The snow-storm in mid-September,
Disgruntle Dave

May your mind be filled with knowledge, your heart filled with love, your life
filled with joy and may the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ be with you always.

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